WTF

Creeped Out is the best way to describe how I felt last night while bartending when another black person showed up at the reception. To as I like to say set us back a couple hundred years. I think I found the link he wuz the drug dealer. Why would u say u r Fun Size we will make beautiful kids damn u sexy

The Paper Clip

The best multipurpose tool to be created. It has so many functions and all you have to do is bend or unbend it in a certain direction. And tada universal use for so many purposes IT in particular, open crappy CD/DVD drive loosen a screw when a screwdriver isn't in site. So useful the possibilities are endless. They can even help with boredom when you have enough of them.

High Class Affair

I have been to the polar opposites of the spectrum. The overly black to the white trash affair. The Lockland bash of the year. Such a classy affair the unknown the non-knowing what is about to happen. Baseball caps, gold teeth ghetto fabulous and guess what they are White. Gotta love it, I just can't get enough. The music is the most shocking I would say not knowing what is going to be played and tryin to figure out if I can understand the reasoning. Not the Down The Way and they can actually do the dance. Walk It Out, Booty Call, The Jerk, Not the Wobble. Ludacris Never would have thought. F'd up the Cha Cha slide. Gotta Luv Lockland's best. Now let's Walk It Out, Soulja Boy

Fad Diets

It is always interesting to hear people discuss fad diets when they are trying to lose weight. Not realizing that weight loss is a lifestyle change. I consider myself a rather healthy fit person and understand that exercise and nutrition goes together. You can lose weight quick but the long lasting effects will not last since you will still live the way you do and eat what you want and complain until you find the next big thing. Nothing comes easy it takes hard work, determination, and perseverance to achieve life lasting weight loss and physical fitness goals. I just don't understand nothing worth having comes easy when dealing with your health. Do they think about the long lasting health effects that this can be doing for their health and overall well being. I don't get it this constant dieting and fasting does more harm than good in my eyes. In moderation is what is known by those who have success in the weight loss and healthy physically fit living lifestyle not fad. You can not continue to eat what you want and exercise, you can not out exercise bad dieting habits. Healthy eating is the way to go use moderation in all things in life and you will see a change. Remember it doesn't happen overnight but with time and continued effort. The battle continues and it becomes a way of life and you realize that you can do without such things that you thought you so depended on before.

Black Reception

Well this is a change of scenery all black reception a couple things r for sure, good music plenty of dancing and the complaining about the type of liquor we have. Y'all ain't got no hennessy, remy, no crown no cognac at all, y'all must nit have known what type of party this was gon be. The outfits vary overly skanky, overly matching red hat, pants, shirt and of course the gold teeth. All the looks from the girls of the flirty gentlemen.  From appropriate to trashy some must not have known or they r just prepared for the after party. Hood classic, ghetto fabulous. Too short stripper outfits hooker heels the well all there. Cat daddy. Its sum hoes in the house If you see em point em out,  this is the theme song of the evening. moral of the night you can turn a (stripper) hoe to a housewife.

Wedding Reception Woes

The one thing that is a constant is the same songs played bad dancing and the overly drunk. Also white people will fuck up a song that has a dance with it. Let's see the electric slide, cupid shuffle, change change slide, dougie, wobble, stanky leg. But they always want to hear the songs and flock to the dance floor. The torture on my eyes the horror. We need to have a dance practice before the reception to ensure the dance goes well, also so the DJ doesn't stop the music and make everyone face the DJ table or have to tell the partiers which way and how to do said dance. It is quite amusing I must say. They can however do the jerk. I have named these dances "The Drunken White Stupper". It does however offer an funny evening and enjoyment of my life in whatever way I would get it.

Over Stretched

I think I need to cutback feeling tired all the time. Time to cutback and do e sum r&r. I feel a couple not leaving the house days in the future. For my own well-being and mental stability

Randomness

Some more random thoughts, could just be me but I thought the truck that is n front of the oversize vehicles are suppose to be right in front of them and nota good 2-3 miles ahead of them where u can just see the flashing lights. Okay just a random Friday thought.

Work Fun

The fun times just keep on rolling. Somehow my job description includes crawling around cubes fishing Ethernet and phone cables. Oh the joy oh the fun. Dirty clothes disgusting floor I feel so dirty and nasty. Unrecognizable black stuff all over my hands what is it do I really wanna know, I think not. I'll pass and just continuously sanitize my hands making them overly dry but at least clean. Guess I didn't see that in the fine print, well job scopes constantly change and mine definitely has. Until next time we'll c wut comes up next part electrician part PC hardware specialist part fit in tiny spaces. I have many titles I do many jobs.

Broken Computer

How ironic the IT person computer is broken, and I can't complain to anybody since it is my problem in more ways than one. I was actually working on stuff too but now my attention has been diverted to other tasks now that don't include working on my machine. Especially since the built in ethernet adapter is the issue. No web surfing for this kid well I have a work around desktop wireless adapter from my home computer that I do not use. Well at least to I make it to Microcenter here in the next couple days which isn't looking promising in the next 24 hours. I think a complaint department is necessary for these issues I will be the first one to start it and deliver it to myself. What should I name this department how should I address myself with such a complaint that will obviously go uncared for since I have to fix it no matter how I look at the issue. What an oxymoron IT person broken computer issue. Hey it happens but no one cares outside of the person who problem it is and with it being me and since I'm the person that fixes computers NO ONE CARES.

Interesting Reception

Good reception nobody dancing the wedding party has disappeared oh wait we know were they are on the party bus they have. Nobody dancing except for some teenie boppers. After the first dance, father daughter, monther son dance they have gone missing only to be located in the party bus they have all night. Alcohol, weed, live music and children I don't want to be one to judge but their is something wrong with this picture I must say. The teenage girls are picking the music oh how I love their selections Oh no not the Macarana, I haven't heard this in years and of course I hear it tonight. There is something definetly wrong with smoking weed on a party bus with babies on board though C'MON MAN. The munchies have set in for sure who really wants 4 pieces of wedding cake no matter how good it is. Alcohol and sweets don't mix so well. Somebody is definetly going to be sick in a few. The drunken stagger is apparent with the blood shot eyes. They are definetly having a good time.

No Understand

Loud music , thick accents rude people. I am sorry that one I can't hear you or understand what you are saying. The music is loud and your accents is really thick. Damn Korean wedding reception. They do like their coke and heineken and don't forget the corona with a lime. Good times didn't understand a damn word that was being sung by the live bad all nite or what was being said in general. Sum leave good tips others not so much. a few secretive tips. Some are more americanized than others but that is to be expected. The younger ones of course are more americanized than the elders of the race. They like to dance I will give them that they have a good time and enjoy themselves out and about from what I have seen. Live music and all. But it looks like the same damn dance moves to every song. I have named it the Korean 2-Step. No matter what the song sounds like I see the same dance moves just faster or slower but they are the same moves no matter what. A new dance has been discovered "The Korean Two Step"

New Dance

Last night while working a reception I witnessed what I am now calling "The Korean Two Step. Same dance moves for every song that the live band played and the singers sang. Only wish I could understand what was being sang. The music was good but don't knw bout the words since I don't speak Korean. Interesting night by far especially once dinner was over and the elders left, that is when the younger crowd got the party started. They didnt stop til the music ended and the night was over. The free beer kicking in then the mixed drinks long islands and vodka cranberry or vodka sprite. They like to party and what looked like a chugging game. Along with taking Korean kingpin pictures all that was missing was the background of supped upnracibg cars, Acura civic altima my car was by far the less supper up integra in the parking lot. Think it is time for a movie marathon of fast & furious

Relaxing

What a relaxing day for the most part, kinda disappointed about not finding a chair that I could use when I don't wanna lay in my bed to work on my laptop for various reasons. Need a cool chair that is comfortable and I can sit in for a long periods of time and remain comfortable. Found the chair but can't find it in the store I don't wanna buy it online I need to see the chair before I purchase it to make sure that it is comfortable not to soft and not to hard. Geez guess I will keep on looking man o man. I will find the right chair and it will work. One more store to check before I venture out and go to more expensive places to find a chair that will meet my needs. I will find it and it will work for my needs.